Im all about me today.

Salam aleik.

Oh hey, I'm in the middle of overzealous workload. Oh hey, I'm so deserving i guess since I'm a very hardworking non-complaining co-worker whose ever readily be there when you need me to do chores.

Oh hey, don't get irritated, i just need to make myself fall in love again with my work, so i need that positive words like so hugeee now. Thanks yaw!

Oh hey, i miss my blog. You know i will write hear so that i can chill for a while; and i'm chilling now, thanks blogger.com. You made my day.

Oh hey, i need to carry on with my stuff. 

And hey, just to tell you that my patience comes with a limit. I'm quiet, I don't say no that often, I can swallow your harshness big times, I listen, I seldom make small matter grows huge. 

But..

If i do so, that is a big one for me.

And please spare me some understanding even thow you find me so complicated to deal with.

Thanks.

You know how much i appreciate small things rite?

Terima kasih daun keladi.

Kalau sayang, baca semua skali.

(Publisiti Murahan)

Day 14 – A TV show you’re currently addicted to.

Salam aleik.

Ello :)

It stated there 'A'. Means that, only one addictive show. Alright. Here you gooo....!

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- Teheee-

Well said..haha..

Salam aleik.

Readers..no offense ya.

Heeee...

Camneww you all raseww selepas menontowwwnn videowww iniwww??

-Teaser mode-

-Minta maaf-

heheh

P/s : Adiiiikkkk, kak tujukan khas kat adiiiikkkk..kihkihkih..

Keane

Day 13 – Pictures of your favorite band or artist

I just love their music and their words. Nothing more to say. 

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My favourite track.

Somewhere Only We Know

So Yesterday.

Salam aleik.

Ellow :)

How's your day? Yes, your day. I give you 10 seconds to think of it.

Okay. Now, write what you think of your day today and sent it to me. Understand?

I sounded like 'Lady Boss' don't I? hehe

Okay I'm sorry, it was meant to tease you just now. No offense okay. BUT, if you really wanted to share 'your day' with me, i'm welcoming them with arms wide open bebeh..hehe.

Hm. My day was busy as usual.
I behaved like a cartoon as usual.
I have no time for my breakfast as usual.
I experienced tongue tied as usual.
I nagged as usual.
My pupils laughed at me as usual.
They made my day as usual
I like!!

One interesting conversation with one of my Year 3 kids today :

Me    :  Pooh  (not his real name) , you are the only child in your family?
Pooh :  Yeap teacher..
Me    :  You wished you had brothers and sisters huh?
Pooh :  Yeah teacher, if only..( sad face )
Me    :  Eh, don't be sad, your mother is still young, one fine day, maybe you'll get one okay Pooh?( happy grin oo yeah )
Pooh :  No teacher..my mum's reaching forty already. I heard my friend said, if mothers get pregnant during their forties, when they deliver the baby, the mothers' head will grow big, like very huge!! (making huge gesture)
Me   :   (Trying so very hard not to burst!)

Oh. This is not me. But it somehow reminded me on how I loved to do this when i was a kid. My mum said that im a 'weep' baby. Means that i cried a lot when i was small back than. Both my parents will put me inside the car and we'll go round the neighbourhood and they will give me a loaf of bread for me to hold. In 5 minutes time, i'll be asleep like an angel whose less irritating than the before 'me'. And the best part was, i'll still be chewing and munching the bread in my mouth eventhow im fast asleep! That's why im so good at eating now! hahahaha...Hebat lah kamu nih!! (high self esteem..maaf..haha).

Okay.

Thank You.

I Love you. 

:)

Fairy tales.

Ada seorang budak.

Bila bangun tidur, dia sembamkan mukanya dahulu pada bantal dan berfikir..

" Kenapa selalu pesan makanan dan minuman yang sama di kedai makan?"

Dulu dia sukakan teh ais. 

Sekarang terpaksa ubah. Takut jadi sugar-high.

Dulu dia sukakan sotong. 

Sekarang kurangkan. Takut dapat kolesterol super-high. 

Tapi...

Kenapa tak pernah cuba Nasi Goreng Ayam Merah?

Kenapa selalu pesan Nasi Putih Ayam Merah?

Kenapa tak nak cuba menu yang lain yang tak kurang enak dari menu yang sama sejak bertahun-tehun lepas?

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Kenapa tak mahu cuba benda dan pengalaman baru yang nyata boleh mendewasakan dan membantu dalam menjadikan dia lebih dewasa, matang dan taat pada keluarga, bangsa, agama dan penciptanya?

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Tiba-tiba, dia 'bangun' dari tidurnya dan mendapat semangat baru!

Mudah-mudahan semangat ini kekal memegang hati dan imannya untuk istiqamah di jalan yang lebih baik!

Ameen..

Been Here.

You scared the crap out of me!

Day 12 – Pictures of the scariest persona when you were a kid.

Salam aleik.

Well Readers, i mean it when i picked them as the utmost scariest persona ever to gave me nightmares, jitters and all night long cry! 

First place goes to : 

MR SCARY CLOWN !

Believe it or not, until now, i am terrified of clowns! Sometimes when panic attacked me, i will make myself not even close to either the Mickey Mouse or Barney mascots at the stores since they are huge and they reminded me of this Scary Clown evil face! Gosh, you have ruined my dream to visit the Disneyland!!

Second placing goes to : 

MR STEVIE WONDER

To the Stevie Wonder's fans, im sorry, but my aunties, uncles and cousins were the one who had 'paralyzed' me with the idea that Stevie Wonder eats kids! 

Well, my aunty used to have a Stevie Wonder doll, just like the picture above but with his spectacles on. One not so fine day, i was at their house when my uncle made up this 'corrupted' story in a dark and quiet room and used the Stevie Wonder doll as his prop! When the story ended, he 'bluntly' throw the doll to me and gosh..i felt as thow my world came tumbling down and felt like i'm eatable by that Stevie!

'Ha, lepas tue padan muka aunty sebab Paah takmau pi rumah aunty dan terpaksa aunty buat cerita patung tuh dah bagi kat orang..kihkih..tau takut..hihihi" 

_Untuk Aunty_

Well, that was my two scariest persona ever to terrify me like the whole nine yards! Thanks to them!

  But....

Mr Clown...im scared of you still.

GULP.

Buy me dreams please..

Day 11 –  Pictures of your favorite memory 

Salam aleik.

Hello :)

It's been a while i didn't nag here. Anybody misses me?? No?? Awch, that's hurtful. Aw aw..ha dah dah, tak payah nak buat Drama Queen kat sini. Ini bukan cite Glee okay Farhah..Maaf. Maaf.

Okay, pictures of my favourite memory. Well, if you kinda needing some extra facts about me, please jot  down that i do not come from a rich family. We started everything from small and tiny pieces of figures and circumstances. Thanks to my precious Father and Mother. Without their uphill battle, gosh, we won't be around. I made it sound so pathetic , don't I ? Hehe. 

Okay, cut short, my favourite memory was back then when we stayed in Pantai Bersih. I was a baby and stayed there until I'm seven of age. I can't describe the happiness, the coolness the everythingnessss (apa nie??) about that place! I just love it so darn much and never would replace any single things there even thow we lived in just a tiny kampung house..Oh, im a beach girl..weehuu!! I will let the pictures talk to you :)

 Sapelah buat lawak nie sampai gelak tak sedar diri gigi takdak! hehehe. Anyway, Trojan's hair ohkay, jangan jealous! hehehe

  Which is me??

Yes, this is me,! I looked like a boy when i was a baby..hehe. I'v confused many people. Congratulation Farhah! haha..Oh, mama said that i like to steal the flowers tue kat sebelah tue ha, then makaaannn!! huih , ganaih!

 Haa, jangan tak tau..I wanted to be a model back then wooo..! 

 See, got talent to promote sampan. Anybody interested?? hehe

Remember THIS  post? I did talked about how i loveeeed wearing my Papa's slippers since I always left my slippers ' missing in action'. This is the prove. That's Papa's slippers. Haha.

4U2C, Nico and Feminin pose..fuh, die hard fan of these three bands. 

Haha, Okay.

She glances at the photo, and the pilot light of memory flickers in her eyes. 

~Frank Deford~

Shawl Mode With Miss Farhah Yaw!

Salam aleik.

Ellow Readers :)

Okay, harini Cik Farhah nak perasan cantik sikit boleh tak? hihi. Bukan apa, pada suatu hari yang indah berminggu-minggu lepas, ada la 2, 3 orang rakan-rakan Cik Farhah yang memang bombshell cool cantik cute marvelous, bertanyakan kepada Cik Farhah tentang cara Cik Farhah kite nie membelit tudung. Ouch, sampai harini tak habis kembang wa cakap lu! hihi..So, setelah Cik Farhah yang sibuk macam beruang baru bangun tidur berminggu-minggu lepas, harini adala sikit kelapangan untuk memenuhi hajat beberapa orang besties nie..wee! 

Oh sebelum tu, mode belitan tudung Cik Farhah nie biasa2 ja..jadi tak kesah la if you all nak cakap..

Eklehh, simple nie pun nak masok blog ke beb? 

Eh sukati la! Taknak tengok sudah!

Haha.
Sempat pulak menjawab. Emo pulak tuh. Maaf maaf. heee..

Yang penting, apa-apa pun, mode tudung kita-kita nie biarlah menutup aurat ye (suara nenek). Biarlah cover the chest area. Biarlah tak jarang. Kadang2..Cik Farhah nie pun lalai jugak. Nak cantik punya hal, tertolak tepi apa yang Allah marah. Nauzubillah..jangan buat lagi ye? ye?

Biar cantik dan Allah sayang. Weee! 

Ohkay, let's start!.

Mode  Tudung Pertama : Bila Keronsang Cik Adik Tak Mencukupi

Okay. Abaikan tarikh. Tuan camera dia punya turr. Kejadian nie baru ja berlaku. Bukan 2007.

Ha. Kengkome sume akan jadi ghope ini bile siap mengikuti tutorial 'takde lagi senang pade nie ke' yang dibawekan oleh Cik Farhah ni ye~~

Okay, mula-mula..

Baca Bismillah dulu ye anak-anak..

 1. Pakai la anak tudung dulu ye. Saya pakai 'neck inner' untuk cover bahagian leher. Jadi, if korang ada shawl yang agak jarang, 'neck inner' nie sangatlah berguna untuk cover our neck and chest area :) Oh, if korang tak jumpa lagi 'neck inner' nie, beli saja tudung syria yang kat luar tue, buat as anak tudung, dulu saya buat camniela, beres ;)

 

 2. MasyaAllah anak sapa lah duk senyum kambing sambil menyuruh Puan-puan menyidai shawl di atas kepala dalam posisi satu pendek satu panjang nie..seghabut beno ghopenye...hehe..ikut sesedap rasa you all la nak belah mana pendek dan sebaliknya ye :)

 3. Ambil bahagian yang pendek, pin at the other sight of the shawl dekat bawah telinga. Jangan pin telinga skali ya. 'Adoi sakit!' bunyi nanti! hehe

 4. Ha, jika tak ada pin, emergency, inilah masanya sepit rambut adik-adik korang comes in handy yaw! Saya terlupa bawa keronsang masa travel haritu, jadi, beli ja sepit rambut. Korang hanya perlu clip ja anak tudung bersama shawl korang menggunakan sepit rambut ni. Serius tak merayau shawl tuh. hehe.

 5. Next, tarik pula side yang panjang tadi, letakkan di atas kepala dengan relax tanpa bersusah payah.

 Tak perlu rapatkan ke leher tau. Biar ja shawl korang terkontang-kanting kat situ.

 6. Then, korang pin dekat belakang. Ha, nie tidak dapat tidak, memang kena ada pin atau jarum eventhow korang travel. Melainkan kalau dah takdak sangat, belila selotape atau gam dan tampal..heee...

 7. Ek ehh, dah siapla..apesal nampak sememeh ja nie?

 8. Ha okay okay..jauh sikit photographer, ha, manis la sikit..hihi..Siap suda mode tudung yang pertama! horayy! ce try ce try! hihi

Mode Tudung Kedua : Jom Sebai Ja Kalau Dah Malas

Alahai. Terletak muka control la pulak dah. Hm, abaikan jelah. Dia nie memang camnie. Jangan layan. Heee..Tapi last-last, korang akan kelihatan begini jugak if korang nak ikut mode kedua nie..tak dapek den nak nolong. hihi..

Okay, mula-mula.. Bismillah..

 1. First, macam biasa, pakai neck inner, then ambil bahagian yang pendek, pinkan on the other side dekat area bahu.

 2. Bawak side yang panjang, pinkan di atas kepala. Nak pin dekat tepi pun cun jugak. hee..

3. Tadaa..tiga steps saja. La, siap dah rupanya..hehe..Senang kan? 

Penutup

Okay my dear Ladies, saya rasa, yang penting, you all kena ada 'neck inner'. Kalau ada nie, you all bole buat macam-macam belitan, janji tak tercekik sudah. Hehe. So, selamat berfashion yaw! Jangan sampai Allah marah..dan, selamat menutup aurat dan menjadi muslimah yang sejati. Kalau saya salah, tolong tegur-tegurkan ya? Daaaa..wassalam ;)

Spontan Bersama Kutu.

Kisah Dua Ekor Kutu

Ada dua ekor kutu. Gemar melepak di atas kepala Cik Wina.
Kutu yang seekor bernama Mon, Yang seekor lagi dipanggil Tin.

Mereka berkawan baik.

Tin sering bertanya pada Mon..

"Hey Mon, how deep is your love to me?"

Oh yeah, mereka bersekolah aliran Inggeris.
Mereka juga meminati Spice Girls.
Mereka banyak guna-pakai lagu Spice Girls untuk bercakap.

Mon jawab..

"Hm. Don't bother, as long as im with you, means that i care"

Tin jawab..

"Okay :)"

Suatu hari, mereke membuat keputusan.
Tak mahu lagi bermastautin di atas kepala Cik Wina.

"Dah sememeh sangat!geli!manusia tak jaga kebersihan betul! "..kata mereka berdua.

Tin dengan berat hati akur.
Tin tak suka hidup lompat-lompat.
Banyak risiko.
Tin lebih suka settle down.
Guna dan makan apa yang ada.
Janji boleh lepak dengan Mon.
Sambil dengar lagu Too Much dari Spice Girls.

Mon pula cakap..

"Hidup mesti gempak. Harus berani. Jom, let's try!"

Tin ikut saja. Cuba beri semangat pada diri.

Sambil meraka 'packing' nak pindah, Tin cakap..

"Mon, how deep is your love and care to me?"

"Can you please chill for a while babe, i am with you rite..isn't that good enough...?" kata Mon sambil tersenyum..

Tin berpusing, menarik nafas dalam-dalam..dan kembali menghadap wajah Mon seraya berkata..

"Mon, maafkan saya. Saya bukan ahli nujum, bukan juga Pak Belalang yang ada pengintip untuk tahu apa yang ada di dalam sangkar hati awak. Jadi, mungkin saya tahu lagu yang awak syok, saya mungkin tahu menu kegemaran awak di atas kepala Cik Wina, saya juga tahu awak tak suka bila kepala manusia sememeh dan busuk, saya tahu awak suka kacau kepala manusia waktu bila..tapi..hanya setakat itu..saya bukan ahli nujum. Saya bukan Pak Belalang. Saya bukan Cupid. Itu batasan saya yang saya paling tak suka.."

"So my dear Mon..sometimes..you should tell me things that you need to tell me so that i know. Tell me the things that i need to know so that i don't make wrong conclusion. Make me know before it's too late. Don't assume that i know. I do not know. That's the package that comes with me which is, i can't read what's in your heart unless you tell me.."

Tin berpusing kembali dan menampar-nampar pipinya. Buat muka herot kiri-kanan. 

Apa jadi pada Mon?

Bersambung...

Thanks for reading this spontaneous scribble.

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